Cowboy Podiatry

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 28, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-28-02
Another day at Monochrome Ranch...
I just run across a big red robot was complainin' about some swellin' in his big toe.
He was kinda excited though, on account of an old legend that says the swellin'll bring him a whole buncha little rocks.
So I says, "Them Tobor bunions ain't gonna generate gravel tons by themselves!"
Why don't you just shoot me?