Contest 144c: Obligatory.

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 30, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-30-02
Thanks for vacationing in beautiful Bali, where we've just passed a law making all forms of debauchery legal!
All right!
I'm your official welcomer, Maura, and I command you to lick chocolate syrup off my tits now.
Yes ma'am!
*BZZZZZZZZT!* WAKEY WAKEY! TIME TO GO TO WORK, MOTHERFUCKER!
Jesus Harold Christ on a Ritz cracker.