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after a hard night of work santa went to a bar got his dumb ass drunk and found a old lady he thinks is fine
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| Hey sexy im santa you have been a good girl and need to be punished go down and unzip my pants you well find your gift | |
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| what i can hear you sonny | |
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one problem she was too old she couldnt understand or hear him or could she
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| I SAID GO DOWN UNZIP MY DAMN PANTS AND SUCK MY DAMN DICK! | |
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| what? im sorry i cant hear you i fogot my hearing aid | |
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it turns out that she wasn't interested in him so she played dumb but santa was so freeking drunk he go pit and walked off
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| man screw this imma go and find some other chick so suck me off for the holidays | |
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| haha like i would suck him his too old for me now i need some one young that can candle this femaile hot flames | |
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