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by imposter80
11-21-02
damn, Wing is at it again
hey! CoRhyno! Is that your face or are my nuts hanging out of your nose!?
would he shut up....
I wouldn't say your idiot, but, hey, whats my opinion compared to thousands of others?
So, wing and CoRhyno begin there journey...
I don't wanna have to use my cat..., trust me
Just let me say this, calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
All right, so why do keep bothering me?
Hah! Bother you! I am annoying you!
Isn't it the same thing??
Trust me, in your case, No.
You seem to be enjoying it...
I get paid 200,000 a year to do this. This is, of course, fun.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
Now its time to meet the other GP members...
Hi, I'm Emupirate
and I'm Klmn88
I think I'm in love with Emu
I would slap you but I'm not sure your brain could process the pain.
Fuck you.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
They start to show their true feelings...
So your in love with me?
Yes, we need some hot lesbo action.
I'm not saying your dumb-ass...
...but you probably order your sushi well done.
I don't get it.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
Uh-Oh...
Uhh...yeah, I'm like, Baller
Baller, its time for you to learn the meaning of life.
Shut the fuck up Mike.
Don't make me spam you.
You didn't hear it from me, but spamming shows low intelligience.
So does low hygiene.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
On we go to GreatMightyPoo...
Oh, I love that porn!!!
Shut this crap off my screen!
WHA?
yeah, you heard me.
Oh, baby, baby yes!
Figures, 100,00 sperm and HE was the fastest...

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
This just sucks!
What, your mom?
No, Metroid Prime was sold out!
Life doesn't evolve video games, you know.
It also doesn't evolve around you.
You know what, you are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot somewhere.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
Please excuse my hair in this presentation I'm about to make.
What is that on top of your head, roadkill or spoiled cheese! AH HAH AH AH HAH!
And in conlcusion, I hate you all.
You hair looks like my dog's ass! HAH!

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
Rhyno had to pee.
Don't worry, he's not stupid - he's possessed by a retarded ghost

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Fine with me GreatMightyPUSSY.
What did you just call me?
WARNING: objects in reflective screen are dumber than they appear.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
You know what, Wing?
Yo.
AHHHHH!! Who the fuck are you!
I'm Johnny.
To be continued...
Ok...

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
All right, so you're Johnny?
Yes, I don't use message boards.
So you'reJohhny?
It happens.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
hey man.
yo
That was fucked up.
I don't have a clue what your talking about.
The journey continues...
You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
damn, I'm bored.
I've got an idea. You grab some string, eggs, and a giant spoon. I'll explain the rest when we get to our hideout.
You're freaking me out.
Don't forget pitchforks. Lots and lots of pitchforks.
Forget it, I'm going to burn or kill something.
Thats my boy.

 

by imposter80
11-21-02
hello? Your on speaker.
Hello, I would like to talk to a Mr....
LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING PHONE SPAMMERS I PUT UP WITH A LOT EACH DAY AND I HATE TO COME HOME TO MY OWN HOUSE AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST STOP CALLING EVERY OTH-
Mr. Butch? We are calling about you phone bill. You owe over 14,000 dollars for long distance calls.
Uh...Thanks. I'll get it by tonight.
Stop trying to hide behind a book, Butch. We bankers know all.

 

by imposter80
11-23-02
OMG I can't believe you CoRhyno!!
Look, I didn't know, ok. Its not my fault.
Oh sure it isn't.
Like your SUPPOSED to call 7-11 and ask what time they close. Really.

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