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by inflameskev
6-23-03
Yes, Youze read Jesus's mind. He's that crazy.
Hmmm, if only I had a brewsky...
Aye, quit yer whining! This peg 'ere has been causin' blisters all o'er me stub! I'd rather opt for your position, ye scallywag!
meh
Hey there, Jesus. Youzernayme told me to stick a couple more nails in you, sorry.
Hmm.... to be continued...
Satan, I'm going to hell for this strip, right?
Yes Kevy boy, you are. So is whoever the fuck who drew me, I look nothing like Satan! GAH!

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
*sigh*...I'm tired.
Down in front, matey's! I think we may have a keg o' ale tonight, curtosy of my main mate Kevo!
Damn that's coo, sucka! My name is Matty, aka JustinCredible! I'll be...
Shut up there, ya insignificant wench! There's some goddamn thing on the mast, what is it!?
I think it's Jesus, sir! What should we do?
WOW, I'm going to hell for sure.
I think it's Jesus...since you know...Jesus loves the mast.
Damn that's coo, as is my punch line that I'll abuse in every strip!

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
hmmmm....
Damn, I fucked up my last strip hardcore. It was über unfunny also.
If only squirrels could talk......
Sorry there, Youze. I ruined it, and I'm a disgrace!
hmmmm....
under the sea, wee wee wee!
I'm accepting your forgiveness even if you have yet to forgive me. So, HAH!
I like squirrels.

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
Master, what should we do with...HIM?
Good question, good question indeed...
Oh joy! Oh joy! I heard that Barry Manilow and Englebert Humperdink were coming to town! Yay!
continued on next page...
Barry Manilow? Oh my...
So, what should we do? I think Manilow and Humperdink is torture enough, no?

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
At the concert...
Oh my god! It's Barry Manilow!!
...but what the HELL is Humperdink doing to Manilow?
Later that night...
That was...
...quiet child. No words can describe such beauty that is Manilow.

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
Ian, I'd like a word with you.
Uh oh! What'd I do wrong? Maybe I didn't style his hair enough this morning, *sigh*...he just doesn't seem to care about fashion these days.
Ian, I know you're caring and whatever, but you've been creeping the fuck out of my slaves lately. Cut it out, already.
Hmmm, he'd look GREAT in pink.
...Where are you going!? And did you steal my Barry Manilow cd? It's for torture only, damnit! Come back here!
Sorry big boy, I have some faux-finishing to do in our guestroom! Ta Ta!

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
'Big boy', damn straight I'm a big boy. That bitch is crazy, right Jack?
Uhh, Satan, sir? What exactly are you doing?
Ten minutes earlier...
Hey hey, sugar. Let's hit the shacket and make some magic, aight?
*giggles* Alright, mr.Satan, word is you're a big boy!
Baby!? Where ya going!? I told you already, it's damn cold outside! Bah, bitches would die to play with me. I'm the Prince of fuckin Darkness!

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
I used to be this guy, but Chronocrash kept saying it was him (DAMN YOU!)...so yeah.
So whatcha gonna do, Kevy boy?
I'll change to......
Aye crikey, always doin stuff for shits and giggles, eh?
This character displays a lot more emotions, and he looks cool also!
..but I still want someone to be the chicken!! He's so funny...

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
The "rowdy" boys walk in...
Mm-mm-mmm, daddy-like that shit.
Oh wow, I've never dated a cthulhu before! I fucked almost everybody on Earth, now its time for Hell!
Well, that's typical Jeffrey! Always one to try out new things...
I always knew Ian was...that way. It's about time he comes out of the closet.
Why is Jeffrey in hell, instead of heaven, you ask?
*grins*
Don't even fucking think about it!

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
Unnghgahh....oiii....
Aye, what's with the nail in yer head, mate?
I shamelessly posted the jesus part instead of introducing my right-hand man, Handy Andy aka Am-I-Evil!
WHAT!? So much for loyalty, ye scallydouchefuck! (I'm running out of ideas...) I thought I was your right-hand man! What's the dileo?
Hahaha, the irony. I still neglected Andy's intro!
Oh, you're right! You ARE my right hand man. Hmm...I guess Handy Andy is my partner-in-crime, or whatever. He's like Robin, his gayness makes me seem like a super stud.
What the hell is he rambling on about...?

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
Meanwhile, up In Heaven...
Hey smooth pimpdaddy, let's get kickin.
Oh sweet fuck! I'm so sorry, please forgive me, Father! I didn't know you were a priest, I swear it! The gold chain threw me off!
Yeah bitch, you better be sorry. You're lucky that God forces me to smile 24/7, or else I'd be...errm...un-smiley!
Five minutes later, after confusing Jesus for a masochist porn king...
Oh shit.
*huh* A.......LADY!?!?

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
Jeffrey, where are you heading off to, honey buns? There's an episode of Trading Spaces on right now, I thought we were going to admire Frank some more!
Hey there, Ian The Gay Cthulhu! What's going on?
Oh my...Jeffrey Pooh has run away on me. Since Oprah is elsewhere in Hell, would you mind telling me where he might be, and what he might be doing?
continued in part nine...
Hmm, I have an idea of what that smooth playa might be up to...

 

by inflameskev
6-24-03
This is what Kevo is imagining jeffreyjapan doing...
Hey chérie, let's do the dirty thang! You know you want it, Ricci (aka Forbidden_Nyght)...
Hmm, incredibly unsmooth...yet, incredibly alluring. I wonder if he has a wife...?
Over in Calgary's Compton...
Yo, I've been searchin' high and low for a willing young catholic boy. Now make like a gymnast and touch your toes.
Yes Mr.JustinCredible.
What jeffreyjapan is REALLY doing...
Hey chérie, let's do the dirty thang! You know you want it, baby.
Alrighty, let's go all BOW-CHICKA-WOW.

 

by inflameskev
6-25-03
Hey Andy!!! ...Andy!?
Hmmm....what's this? It says," Hey Kev, Jesus needs my help. I'm no longer bound to Hell, so I'll be up in Heaven for a while. Sincerely, Handy Andy."
I'm right here, cuntbag. You were only supposed to read that in the next strip. Ugh...sidekicks these days.
Three minutes later, Kev seems to have found a way to cope with Andy's sudden departure...
Wow. I'm fucking drunk man, and you're my BEST friend...dude.
Hey all, this is the real Kev. These strips are becoming really unfunny and unoriginal, if they ever were funny...which I doubt. Anywho, yeah.

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