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by inseguri
1-27-01
How sticky should nail polish be after it dries?
Why do you ask?
A guy told me to put it on my shifter when I screw the shifter on.
And the shifter wont move!
You're painting your nails again, aren't you?

 

by inseguri
1-27-01
So, the other night me and some friends are hungry, right?
Yeah?
We pull into Taco Bell and my friend asks for 3 pink tacos.
And the guy just asks "You want sour cream with that?"
Hah!

 

by inseguri
1-27-01
Why do you want to know if I'm good at painting?
We're thinking of painting a mural on the walls of the breakroom to make it more festive.
Naked women?
No. No. Well.. Naked men would be alright.
How about naked men on top of naked women?
So can you paint or not?!

 

by inseguri
1-27-01
Hey, Jim. Want a cookie? I have plenty to share.
Is this the part where I say YES and you say HAHA YOU CANT HAVE ANY?
Damn. You caught me. I gotta come up with a new gag.
So. Uh. Jim.. Do you want a cookie?
I'm leaving now. And please don't follow me.

 

by inseguri
1-27-01
Maybe if I just ignore him he'll go away.
Damn. It's not working.
STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS!
Then, stop scrunching it up like that!

 

by inseguri
1-27-01
Ok. First one to blink loses.
Roger.
Don't blink! Don't blink! Don't blink! Don't blink!
C'mon blink already you bastard!
Damn! I blinked. You win, Neal.
Uh. What the hell is going on? Where'd my house go? You and your damn staring games!

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
Hey John, I heard that Alyssa Milano showed up at the construction site in nothing but black leather today!
Yeah, it was great. She told us all about 1800-COLLECT and how much money it saves.
Alyssa Milano was there in the flesh and you didn't try to sex her up?!?! Are you insane! She was wearing black leather!!!
Oh great. I'm gay.

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
So she just up and broke up with me because I don't have any feelings.
Bummer.
Chicks can be so cruel sometimes.
No. I literally don't have any feelings. The chip doesn't arrive until next week.

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
Nice biscuts!

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
Here's your magazine back, Jeremy
Good, because I need it tonight.
Aim for the cleavage.

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
The gene pool needs some chlorine.
I could be that chlorine.

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
I'm going to bring my weiner dog in tomorrow!
Huh?
I'm going to bring my weiner dog in tomorrow!
What?
My weiner! My Dog!
Oh. What kind of dog is it?

 

by inseguri
1-28-01
Hey Maura. Can I borrow 1300 dollars?
What could you possibly need 1300 dollars for?
And don't say hookers.

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
Mr President. There are reports of alien space craft approaching. We must leave immediately.
Ok. Don't forget to pack the condoms.
And my stash.

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
Beaver!
Kick!
Dance!

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
I'll get you Barbara Streisand!

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
Egads! A ghost! Somebody Save Me!
Axe-Diaper-Squirrel to the rescue!

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
Follow me, boys! Follow me to freedom!

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
Nice briefcase.

 

by inseguri
1-31-01
One part Linux.
One part hooker.
Free sex! I am an evil genuis! Now come to papa!

 

by inseguri
2-01-01
Check out frame 4 of this comic for the good stuff!

 

by inseguri
2-01-01
Initiaze popup window barrage on my mark.
Sir, yes, sir!

 

by inseguri
2-01-01
Rare hardcore gangbang Britney Spears video?!
now loading...
Let's see who's body her head is on this week.

 

by inseguri
2-07-01
You are so full of it.
I swear! I had a one night stand! I did!
But it got sold in a garage sale.

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
Remember that whole Y2K thing two years ago? Neither do I.
2002 is alot like a woman. Two round things in a tutu.
What's your new years resolution? 800 by 600?

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
in 2001, Britney Spears Said
"I hate it when you go somewhere and 9 million people are staring at you."
in 2001, Michael Jackson Said
"A lot of people think that I'm a Michael Jackson impersonator."
In 2001, Snoop Said
"I keep hearing about motherfucking Harry Potter. Who is this motherfucker?"

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
So check this out, the other night I was watching Conan O Brien and Denise Richards calls me up and wants to get it on! She came over and we did the nasty..
I don't believe that one bit.
What?!
Who watches Conan O Brien?

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
So what would you say was the most prominent event of 2001?
Cmon, isn't the answer obvious. I mean it was ALL over the television! People called it the most horrific thing in years!
You mean Emeril's sitcom?

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
You were speeding! Explain yourself!
Sorry officer I...
didn't know I couldn't do that..
Well now you know!

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
So did you hear?
What's that?
Britney Spears finally admitted that her and Justin Timberlake have sex.
Man. Girl on girl sex usually turns me on.
But not in this case.

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
Prepare for some hardcore japanese hentai porn girl on girl action!
Do you like to play?
Sure!
Did i say hentai? I meant kiddie.

 

by inseguri
12-31-01
Welcome to the Ms Cleo hotline.
Yes Ms Cleo I am having marital strife.
"Honey have you seen my pantyhose?"
Shut the fuck up woman I'm on the phone, goddammit!
Hah figuring out this guys problems are gonna be a cake walk.
Huh? What was that Ms Cleo?

 

by inseguri
11-20-03
I once heard that "Love is in vein.."
..I'm not sure which one, so I'll try them all.

 

by inseguri
11-20-03
My life is an open book..
..and all the pages are blank.

 

by inseguri
11-20-03
I'm Jim Nabors. You may remember me from "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Gomer Pile"..
..Aunt Bea was a screamer.

 

by inseguri
11-20-03
Time to make a deposit at the sperm bank..
..where there is no penalty for early withdrawal..
..and my profit is always rising.

 

by inseguri
11-20-03
In prison, your hinder is famous. Reminder: protect uranus..
..and if the soap slips, bend at the knees, not the hips..
..or you'll surely learn what pain is.

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