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Ken Clarke and Iain Duncan Smith, former media darlings
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| Y'know, Iain, before yesterday, we were the main news item in the UK. | |
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| When I got engaged to Jennifer Lopez, I thought it would be forever. But she's called a press conference tomorrow to cancel the wedding. | |
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| And I was in a sex video with Paris Hilton. Who knew she was such a media whore that she can't keep her thighs shut. | |
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| I'll be drowning my sorrows at the post-announcement party. | |
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| Actually, there's bad news on that, too. Hee! | |
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