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The Tiki Mask Hides My Shame.

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by israphael
2-14-04
Ken Clarke and Iain Duncan Smith, former media darlings
Y'know, Iain, before yesterday, we were the main news item in the UK.
But now we're nobodies.
When I got engaged to Jennifer Lopez, I thought it would be forever. But she's called a press conference tomorrow to cancel the wedding.
And I was in a sex video with Paris Hilton. Who knew she was such a media ***** that she can't keep her thighs shut.
I'll be drowning my sorrows at the post-announcement party.
Actually, there's bad news on that, too. Hee!
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