Worst Thing to Say Trying to Get Sex

Author: israphael

Date: February 17, 2004

by israphael
2-17-04
Hey baby. Want to come back to my place? I have a penis the size of a walnut.
No you idiot! Your brain is the size of a walnut. Your penis is as big as a telephone pole.
Maybe that's why that chick from MENSA was hitting on me.