FTC 24: Except in the Roman Catholic Church

Author: israphael

Date: February 23, 2004

by israphael
2-23-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
I assure you, my son. It is "Ash Wednesday"... not "Ass Wednesday".
IT SEEMS I HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS.