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The men of the city, the men of Sodom, surrounded the house, both young and old. - Genesis 19:4
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| Oh man, I'm so screwed! Why is it always sodomize the donkey in this town? OH PLEASE, CAN ANYONE DELIVER ME FROM THIS FATE! | |
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| Can you really help me? I'm so tired of waking up every morning with an asshole that's on fire. | |
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| I'll tell you what I can do. In exchange for your soul, you will be reborn in the form of a baby goat. Goats are never sodomized. | |
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When a goat is born, it shall remain seven days with its mother, and on the eighth day it shall be accepted as a sacrifice. - Leviticus 22:27
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| Oh man, this is sweet. No more sodomy for me. Nothing can go wrong now. | |
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