So I had a weird dream last night. Of course all of them are weird, but this was weird enough to get my attention. I was accidentally sent back through time to Mayberry of all places.
I had to blend in of course, so I became a schoolteacher. And for some reason I ended up dating Andy Taylor. Probably cause, random guest stars, he was the only decent-looking guy in town.
Of course this was the 50's or 60's or some other godforsaken era of supressed everything so I didn't get any nookie.
In fact, when the two of us were up late, talking, I had to quickly leave cause god forbid the nosy neighbors spread gossip that tarnishes the good Mr. Taylor's reputation.
At some point I met goth chicks from my own time and we conspired to corrupt Andy. That's what he gets for witholding on me!
Totally beats out the vampire dinosaur dream on the weirdness scale.
