All right, sir, we have you down for the Advanced Overlordâ„¢ package. That comes with a standard Death Rayâ„¢, Mind-Control Deviceâ„¢, and De-Lux Interocitorâ„¢.
Excellent.
Also included is the Evil Kitty Lairâ„¢, which is an evil, yet tasteful, full-featured accomodation for up to 12 cats and a complimentary lifetime membership in the Evil Overlord Clubâ„¢.
Can you giftwrap it?
Certainly, sir. And it will arrive in time for Christmas. We at World Domination, LLC thank you for your order. Have a lovely holiday.
No, thank YOU. This is gonna be the best Christmas EVER!
