Love The Matrix. Worship The Matrix. The Matrix Is God.

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 15, 2004

by ivytheplant
4-15-04
1999...
Sweet. My own dial-up account not affiliated with any university or subject to modem outages.
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2003...
Finally! I have DSL! I am now one with the 21st Century!
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2004...
I bow down to thee oh DSL speed upgrade from 256kbs to 1.5 Mbs!
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