I'm going on a fabulous Caribbean cruise for spring break! What are you doing?
I thought I'd relax a bit. Wander around and see what there is to see.
Due to the blizzard and three feet of snow in the area, all roads in and leading to the city are closed. Residents are adviced to stay in their homes and try to keep warm until the power is back onlin
I wonder how long a TV can burn.
One week later...after the snow conveniently evaporated/melted...
Gee, you seem pretty cranky for someone who just had spring break!
Come closer. I have a golf club I'd like you to meet.
