If Life Was Like The Internet

Author: ivytheplant

Date: September 6, 2007

by ivytheplant
9-06-07
OW!
*STOMP*
Hey! Why the hell did you kick me in the balls?
My dear sir. I am a moral relativist. You will find that you are mistaken in your interpretation that I trod upon your testicles.
Well, I'm a realist and I think there's a very real chance that your scrotum is going to end up at the bottom of the Ubangi river.
I beat you with my watch!