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| Hello, Bank? Why is my debit card not working anymore? | |
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| Oh, someone hacked into Visa, so we issued you new cards, but didn't think to tell you about it. | |
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| Hello, Bank? Why is my debit card not working anymore? | |
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| Oh, we saw a transaction at a legitimate business and decided it was fraudulent, so we inconvenienced you by shutting down your card and not telling you about it. | |
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| Hello, Bank? Why didn't you flag 10,000 transactions for Xbox Live made on the same day as suspicious? | |
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| Your call is very important to us... | |
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