Conversations in Space

Author: ivytheplant

Date: August 28, 2011

by ivytheplant
8-28-11
I wish I wasn't allergic to beet syrup so I could eat my favorite cream cheese. God! Life is so hard!
Oh hey, I just picked up some and according to the label, it doesn't have beet syrup, so you're okay.
Yup, all that beet syrup in the cream cheese will surely kill me. It's soooo hard to find anything to eat that doesn't have beet syrup!
Did you hear me? I said there's no beet syrup. You can eat it.
I'm lactose intolerant.
You're thinking of "intolerable."