Wal-Mart Employee, Anonymous

Adventures from (former) work. I tried so hard to get fired and in the end, it was as simple as falling asleep.

The Evil Empire Expands

by ivytheplant
10-10-04


	Pack your bags! We have to get out of here!


	I found out in the next fiscal year, Wal-Mart will be opening 40-45 new discount stores, 240-250 new supercenters, 30-40 new Sams clubs, 155-165 new international stores, and 6 distribution centers!


	There's no place on Earth that's safe. We gotta leave the planet!


	Won't work. I hear they already have a contract with Alpha Centauri.


	I have a feeling there's even a Wal-Mart in the afterlife.

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Wal-Mart Employee, Anonymous