Wal-Mart Employee, Anonymous

Adventures from (former) work. I tried so hard to get fired and in the end, it was as simple as falling asleep.

Daily Work Log: Stardate [-29] 2860.94

by ivytheplant
10-10-04

My nemesis, the life-size dancing Santa karaoke machine is at it again.


	o/^ Ho ho ho! Jingle bells, jingle bells...o/^


	Just you wait, fat boy! Soon the season will be over and you'll be forgotten!

His minions, the Grinch, Snowman, and Bear (also life-size dancing karaoke machines) were in on the torture.


	o/^ Something something Mister Griiiiiiinch!o/^


	Some cult icons should never be put into the mainstream. For the sanity of the people.

As if that wasn't enough, a couple set off all four at once and smilingly said:


	*"Don't you just love* this time of year!?"**


	Come closer so I can strangle you with the cord coming out of Santa's backside.

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