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| Mark, Eve left me for Veronica! | |
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| Poor Adam, Eve had the best-looking tits ever! | |
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| Louise, Robert left me for Peter! | |
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| Poor Elizabeth, Robert was hung like a horse! | |
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| Red Robot, Food Blender left me for Coffee Percolator! | |
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| Poor Clango, FB had three speed settings, four self-cleaning knives and a juicer! | |
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