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| In news today, Michael Jackson donated 5 million dollars to Pheonix Catholic Church to build a new basement. | |
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| We now go to Pheonix where Sean Coulthard is interviewing the parish Priest, Sean... | |
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| So Father O'Leary, what's the real purpose of this basement? Sunday school? Extra activities? | |
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| Well, Sean, how about I take you to see the room? | |
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| You're going to heaven now, bitch... | |
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