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by jamka
3-07-02
the two poopies
oooh you make me so mad
shut your bum
my bum is shut
i will now burn
yeah
wow
im on fire...

 

by jamka
3-07-02
wha' cha doin?
crappin
yeah? that's cool.
nope not really
aaaaaaaaaaaa
mmmmmm pooopy

 

by jamka
3-07-02
look i made a website where you can make your own comics and rate other peopples comics!
oh yeah? can you view who has the highest rating?
um, no.
wow, sounds like shit
yeah and i don't have enough money to keep it online, so i need you to click on my pay pal donate button every 2 seconds.
you sir, are insane

 

by jamka
3-07-02
you wanna feel my hair?
nope.
come on feel it
ask me again and i'll kick y ou in the ass
she turns into santa when she gets kicked in the bum....
come on, just feel it
oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

by jamka
3-07-02
hey it's me jamka!
just making an announcement....
......
oh yeah!
yeah, im going to start a series....it'es going to be funny...
or at least i'm going to try...yeah...go to the next comic to see it...

 

by jamka
3-07-02
Gdel is the blue guy, and the other guy is just your standard ass
hey you! your stupid!
wha? buh....no i'm not!
what! no i'm not!!! aaagagaghaghhgaghaggha!!!!
i guess the only thing to do is to kill myself. I mean that's the only LOGICAL way out of this
bam!
dude....what the fuck are you doing? maybe you should get some phsycological help...

 

by jamka
3-07-02
hey look, when i puyt my hands in my pocket like this it looks like boobs!
great.
no, no look it's BOOBS!!!
yes, i have eyes, i saw it
no, no dude huhuhuh it's like boobs!..................... .............. .dude? where'd ya go?

 

by jamka
3-07-02
i know this isn't very funny, but it's helpful for the next episode
can you help me?
with what...?
well, your a shrink right?
yeah.
THen Help Me fRom Going cRAZy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alright

 

by jamka
3-07-02
so what seems to be the problem?
well i tried to kill myself
oh...why'd you do it?
kinda like this.....BAM!
no....why did you do it....now how...
oh...heheh..yeah..right ..hmmmmm

 

by jamka
3-07-02
greetings, welcome to my comics!
Most of them are not funny, but if you are of the daring type, you'll go through all my comics and find the funny ones.
now go and leave me to my comic making!

 

by jamka
3-07-02
last years english class
hey guys i'm mr. g!
today we will learn about my STOOL!!!!
then i'll talk about sex, and tell you that i'm going to get a couch and then not get a couch
then i'll yell at grahm for the rest of the period till we run out of time!
next, i'll try to be cool, but fail horribly
just hope they don't fire me...

 

by jamka
3-07-02
no don't do it!
pull my finger
ok
woah!
ooooooo....aaaaaaaaaaa
crap.....oh well at least i won't be farting any more
yeah, damn good thing too

 

by jamka
3-07-02
why are we the default characters?
i know, and why is that blue backround ALWAYS THERE
stupid jerk that made this site...
yeah, why can't he just make no default characters so that i don't go crazy from looking at my self everytime i make a new comic
ahhhhhh much better...
i must agree

 

by jamka
3-07-02
hmmmm....
!
what? why am i here?.....well it's because i can't think of anything funny...
hpshsphsshp
hmmmm. ....guess i'll go now...

 

by jamka
3-07-02
the grill quickly becomes a bon fire....
what are you doing!?!!
im dancing around the fire!!!!!!!!! yayayayaya!!!
boogie nights, boogie nights, boogie nights, ...ooooh yeah break it down
ooooh Shake it!

 

by jamka
3-07-02
woa, man im pooped.... there goes my exercise for the week
so you're a shrink eh?
why yes i am.... why? are you crazy? do you need me to make you un-crazy?
to be continued....
well i guess there goes the fruit salad....
hey! yeah you!, the jerk who spilled the fruit salad!!!

 

by jamka
3-07-02
you spilled the fruit salad!!! now we're all gonna go hungry!!!
yeah, you wanna make somethin' of it old man!?!?
yeah! bring it on little girl!!!
hiya!
oooh....nice panties.....
damn right...

 

by jamka
3-07-02
the fight continues
bam! that'll show you!!!
ooooooowh my ciatica!
what a shame...
man i gotta get out of here before it gets any worse...
so you wont have sex with me?
for the tenth time, no. I'm just a shrink, nothing more. I help people by talking to them, not having sex with them. Im not a whore

 

by jamka
3-07-02
who else wants to fight me!!!!
.....
you will be fun to beat!
oh sorry what'd ya say hun? i just kinda spaced out for a moment...
bam!
damn....

 

by jamka
3-07-02
this cook out stinks, lets get outta here...
all right
And thus the cook out ended, it wasn't much of a success, but who gives a damn, you got to watch a white panty chick beat up some dumb people!
hey sorry i'm late but............... ......... .......... hey, where is every body?

 

by jamka
3-08-02
hi
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
i am your son you never knew you had
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I am also a mutant
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

by jamka
3-08-02
brother can you spare a dime?
I'm not your brother!
i know but......... never mind. can you spare a dime?
hmmmm i dunno
GIMMIE A DIME OR I'LL BURN YOU!!!!!!
alright bring it on BROTHER

 

by jamka
3-08-02
Nick g and jon gamble in the math resource center
hey guys i made a biological car, it runs on bacteria!
yep, no one beleives you
hey trav! come to quiz bowl tommarow!
yeah, no thanx...
no guys i'm serious, when the bacteria goes through miosis it produces power!
sure nick...

 

by jamka
3-08-02
no guys there really is a bacteria pwered car, it's in the bio-lab
to the bio lab!
oh....darn .....it's locked..... guess we can't go in
oh....darn.....
wess is the kid on the left
hey nick, the door is open!
hey...... where'd nick go?

 

by jamka
3-08-02
RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!!! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by jamka
3-08-02
yeah, yeah i know it's a little late to be having an intro, but who cares i'm doing it anyway!
hello, i am jhon gamble.
i'm wess................. I'm from stradford ........................yeah
i'm nick greenfeild. i'm taking bio. I made a bacteria car....... It runs on bacteria.......
hi i'm hsaio chi!
hey, i'm matt janson. i like the patriots and civil war stuff

 

by jamka
3-11-02
hello fellow bum
sup!
.........
..........
so what's new with you?
not much......

 

by jamka
3-11-02
Gdel is told by his shrink to find the one thing he wants most, and then complete the task.
lets see..... what do i want the most?.......
well.... that would probably to achieve 100% holliness
No! it's impossible! I'll never be able to do it!
sure u can! i did!
holy crap it jesus!
watch it buddy, you'll never get anywhere near 100% with that mouth

 

by jamka
3-11-02
This story is based on a Ti-83 plus game: "Jesus Quest"
allright, so how do i get to 100% holiness
well, first you need to find some sinners
then what?
Kill em.
WHAT?!!?
yeah, you kill the sinners before they kill you, then take their monnies.

 

by jamka
3-11-02
chapter 3 of jesus quest
ok..... so i find some sinners, kill them, take their money. Then what?
well then you have to call me up in the clouds and wire me some money to repent your sins.
oh.
yeah, then your holliness percentage goes up. you can also spend your money on equiptment to get closer to hell to get worse and worse sinners thus getting more and more money.
neat.
yeah, so now go find your self some sinners!

 

by jamka
3-11-02
!porn!
mmmmmmmm
oh crap....i had glue on my hand........ shit
uh hello....i uh.....acidently super glued myself...um...to my self.........oh...paint thinner.....
hello, emergency services

 

by jamka
3-11-02
better go outside on the roof to find some paint thinner...
hey susy that lady is on that persons roof! call the cops!
ok!
put your hands up!
i can't! i'm glued!!....i'm sorry.... it's glue...ow

 

by jamka
3-13-02
I'm so tired....
..............
.......

 

by jamka
3-14-02
in math today. gregor is the one on the right.
crap i haven't done the last 3 home work assignments, and shes coming around to check out home work right now
good thing i did half the homework......
teacher on the left...
so gregor i see you have half of it done...
yes...
so how much do you have?
i....i don't

 

by jamka
3-14-02
Greetings and welcome to the silly and most of the time un-funny comics of mine.
my name is jamka, and you can call me jamka.
what was that?!?
yes my name is really jamka....no seriously that's the full and complete un tampered with truth.
kinda....
any way! enjoy my comics, if you want. you don't have to enjoy them. you could beat your self over the head while you read them, so then i suppose you wouldn't enjoy them as much......................

 

by jamka
3-19-02
this really happened
hey im max talsky, i think that if you hit someone in the face it wouldn't hurt as much as a paintball
no max that is soo dumb, hahahahah
yeah max, being hit in the face with a metal bat would make your face break off
yeah, paint would just give you a brooze
no guys, like at point blank range
hehe oh hahah

 

by jamka
3-19-02
yeah ok max lets have a fight after school, i get a metal bat and you get a paint ball gun.
all right
this part didn't happen...
yar max take that!
aye! my face!
wow max you are a dumb kid...
ayh! my face! damn you wess and your metal bat!

 

by jamka
3-26-02
please take note
hey
hey
hey

 

by jamka
3-26-02
holy crap why do i still use strip creator .com... i dont know...it messed up my last comic
what the last comic was supposed to say was
the comic "mmm metal bat" was supposed to say:
"hey im max talsky, i think that if you hit someone in the face with a meatl bat it wouldn't hurt as much as a paintbal

 

by jamka
3-26-02
god should i sell my car?
YES.
ok.

 

by jamka
3-26-02
telepathy kicks ass
yeah.
lets go to the park
ok

 

by jamka
3-26-02
lets do it.
what did you think to me?!?!
AH! who are you?!?!
my name is beana, and i can hear and receive telapathicies
oh, i can only recieve telapathicies ................................ ................................. what? ican't hear you.
oh.

 

by jamka
3-26-02
hi im sky.
hey! what the heck that's not me!
sorry sky, that was a puppet i made. its not my fault that it looks like you
hey! that's not any better.
i know, but it's funny...hehehehe

 

by jamka
3-27-02
i will now clone you with my face blaster!
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the heck
what the heck
what the heck

 

by jamka
3-27-02
this really happend, kinda. except the girl was me.....i mean im not a girl.... its just...the character looked better when she is attacking...
hey no yoyoing at school!
there's no rule about that! now you shall die!
bam!
aieieiei!
more on beth french soon!
now i can yoyo all i want!
hi im beth french!

 

by jamka
3-27-02
recently i put up a bunch of exploding dog pictures up. then beth french did the same....
look trav im special too!
oh....ok....
yeah i wrote that you are a poser on your locker because you are...
what why am i poser? what does that mean? i wanna be ghetto man!
tucker is on the right...
right......
hehehheh

 

by jamka
3-27-02
Disclaimer
if you have been offended by this site, you should feel special not offended.
just consider your self lucky if you have been made fun of. Many of the things here are not true, and many of them are bent..... bent as in.... bent the truth
so don't be mad at me..... ok..... yeah...
ok!

 

by jamka
4-23-02
wess told me that this happened in his math class, this is what i think it may have looked like
hey that substitute looks like she's 17!
now class, today were going to learn about blah balahfbagasd
can i leave to go kill myself?
ok, but come right back!
ok....

 

by jamka
10-13-02
Dinner....
so were having cheesey ravioli things eh?
yeah.
hey there's nothing inthis one! it's empty!
maybe you scared the shit out of it.
shit...cheese....ravioli.....ah what a bad joke!
AHAHAHAH!

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