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OMG!!! I can't believe my birthday is this weekend. I'm going to have so much fun hanging out with my friends Amber and Jennifer! I need to hurry up, and find me a black dress for my big party....
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| I have no idea what kind of dress I'm going to buy. I need to call Amber to see if she has any idea what she's wearing. OMG, why is this cop riding behind me with the blue lights shining?? | |
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| Good afternoon ma'am, I need to see your license and registration please. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? | |
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I hope like crazy this officer doesn't give me a ticket. I know how fast I was going, and I was doing the speed limit. I think I'm going to flirt with him just to see if he will give me a warning...
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| Absolutely, I was going 45 mph! The speed limit is 55 mph, and I can read the sign just fine. It's my birthday this weekend, so do you think I can get a warning ticket? | |
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| Well, she is kind of hot... I wonder if she's dating anyone, or maybe she's married and not wearing a wedding ring. | |
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My plan seemed to work with the officer, and now I have a date with a warning ticket. The next time I'm speeding down the highway with my music turned up to Heaven I'm going to slow it down a notch...
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| What are you thinking about? Do you think it's appropriate to stop me for a traffic violation, and then ask me out on a date? (I hope he does).. | |
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| I think you're very attractive, and I was hoping I could take you to dinner. Since the beauty has overwhelmed me, I'm going to give you a WARNING ticket... | |
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