All comics by jaxon

 

by jaxon
1-29-01
Wall of Muscle
I just destroyed this whole city barehanded! FEAR ME!
Hey Look It's Mike
Mike look, I'm so BUFF this nail doesn't hurt!
Dude have you been working out?
Don't mess with me!
I told you not to say that about my mother!
Wow J.R. is so buff! Nobody can stop him!

 

by jaxon
1-29-01
Oh the stupidity
PASSWORD? What do you mean I need a password!?
I can't take this anymore
Revenge
I'm going to kill all customers! Now how do I work this thing?
Why not call tech support?
Let the motherfucker burn
HEY! I think I'm on fire because my T4 is broken!
HAHAHAHA! BURN BITCH BURN!!!

 

by jaxon
1-29-01
Fuck you

 

by jaxon
2-01-01
Here was a great chance to show a washed up Hollywood actor how funny I can be!
Hey look, it's Luke Perry! Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club?
That's not funny! Those poor defenseless animals! You're a horrible person!
I tried to make him laugh but failed once again
Hmmmm this isn't working either! How can I make Luke Perry see my great sense of humor??
Our body is our temple and piercing is a horrible desecration! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Finally, I think he understood what funny is
I hate Hollywood anyway. Maybe I'll just stick to piloting oil tankers through the Galapagos islands
AHHHHH THE FLESH, IT BURNS! HELP!!!

 

by jaxon
2-21-01
A typical drive to work
Hey look up there in the sky, I think I can see my house from here!
Uhhh shouldn't you be looking at the road at 100mph?
Well this can't be good...
It doesn't really matter...I'm on the wrong side of the car anyway
You idiot! Hey is that Blazer up ahead stopped!? LOOK OUT!
True story, really
I think I just dinged him. Who knew that a 2 ton SUV with brake lights on could just jump out of nowhere?
I'm sorry my friend, but the purification of mankind must begin somewhere...

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