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| So, Jameson, how has my TV network been doing lately? | |
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| As your attorney, i must commend your new "Probesity" TV genre. It's been remarkably successful in both increasing your ratings and getting traditionally unattractive men laid like nobody's business. | |
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| Excellent news. So why have you visited me today. | |
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| Well, after watching your network's Spec-fat-ular Nightly News, my wife has decided to leave me for a more "robust" man. So I've decided to press charges against you. | |
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| Poppycock! Impossible. Inplausibadubily! I can't be blamed for your marital problems! | |
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| No, but you can be blamed for the 5 kilos of Columbian heroin I planted in your car this morning. So you should expect to be arrested sometime today, unless the Russian mafia gets to you first. | |
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