All comics by jdoggystyle666

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Our story starts with the hero...
Thank u Mr.Johnston..... Hey wait a minute!!! They're charging me 5000$ for my roof repair? I can't allow it! I can fix it my self!!!
Sorry Jason... but u gotta do what ya gotta do! And look at me! I'm a mail man... i feel bad for my self!
Well he's not really a hero.....
I'M GOING TO FIX MY ROOF!!!!
I'm such a loser what have i done with my life? delivering mail?
See what I mean?
Maybe I should reconsider
........ I take what I said back.... now that I think about it... my lifes not that bad compared to his. *heheh loser*

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
And we meet up with The other hero...
What do u want?
I need a place to stay!
He's not really a hero either.....
Dude..... You're house sux!!!
Wait For it!!!
See what I mean?......
I'M RETURNING FROM THE DEAAD!! OOGALA BOOGALA BOO BLAH BLAH!!
....................................................................what in gods name?........

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Did you know you were going 70 mph in a 30 mph zone?
Iz der a problem ocifer
What ever.. i'll let you go on this one, but for now its a minor offense
Shweeeeett!!! NArf! NaRf!!
HOOOWWDEEHOOOOOO!!!
.................okay....

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Jason runs to the ambulance
HELP!!! I HAVE A NEEDLE IN MY HEAD!!!
I can help u... I have a PHD!
Jason goes to Dr.KinikisGarganFargan's office
AHHHH HELP!!!!
BOO!!!
Hey, could've just pulled the needle out of my head without bleading!... YAY!!
PREPARE TO FIGHT!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
I'm going to pee my pants!!!
HEHEHE loser!!
1 and a half seconds later... somwhere in a ditch
You're too useless to kill.... i'll just kidnap you and use u as a hostage against the police!!
.......sounds good to me... now can u help me out of this can? i think i crapped my self..... *sob*
Later at Jeff's House
So how do u like my house?
hmm..... good... only if there weren't blood and guts and human crap on the floor.... other than that. ITS... PERFECT!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Jeff takes Jason to school the next day.. At the School for old and retarded ppl.
Hello I am Ying
And I am Yang. And today we are going to teach you Chineese!! HAHAHA!! Wing Wong Wing!!
Ching Chong Hing Tong Ling Chong Filly Nilly *translate* This place is the worst place, it sucks bottom feeders
Fongy Flang... Fongy Flang *translate* Tru dat... Tru dat...
Are we supposed to understand these dumb asians? I can't believe we're beeing taught by kids!
I don't know... but i love the way their eyes curl down.. its amazing.. did u know Blah blah science crap blah blah more science crap blah blah... isn't that cool?

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Jason.. as a retard would.. wonders off to some portal..
Hey wat's this portal thingy?
.......what a retard
Weeee!!
And transforms
Hey.. Hey..Hey.. don't be dirty now little portal

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Hey, i've been upgraded to Jason 9.0 Optimized!!
oh my god..
Well then that's great and all.. but... we got some killing to do..
NO NOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Y not u stupid retard...
Because i've just got mail...

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
HeHeHeHeHe... I am ready to kill... oh sensay!!
ok ok... just please... PLEEAASE!! don't embarrese me!
Here we go!!
HEEHEHEHE here we goo!!
At the scene of the crime..
WOW... i was expecting to be picking your body up jason... u did a good job..
*twitch*hehe*twich* I need blood... bloood......*twitch*

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Super Happy Fun Hour!!
Every 10 issues.. Jason well tell a really... really. dumb joke that u probably won't under stand.. so here he is!
Thank you... Thank you. OKay.. A ventrilliaquist does a comedy show with his puppets. And he keeps insulting blondes..
Then a blonde stands up and says that she was insulted by the pupeteers jokes. So he says ma'am i'm so sorry. and then she says. no, not you, the midget on your lap!
Ching Wang Wong Wingly Wangly Wongly *translate* Wow, this guy really sux, his timing is bad, and he stinks of jokes...

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Jason writes a santas list..
Dear Santa... for christmas i want a boyfriend... becuz i am really really gay. Thank you. Your nice listed boy.. Jeff
for Jeff...
HeHehe wat a loser... Jeff........ uh oh
*heavy breathing*
lol Jp Jeff..
Did jeff put you in this embarrasing suit also?
EE EEE AAHHH OOOO!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Hey tati!!
Get away from me loser!!! i'm Jasons girl!!
errr.......JAson Will pay!!!
later
Look wat i can do to u now Jeff!! I am the creator, i have magic powers!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Ahhh!!! Run away from Jeffs hideous form!!
CURSE YOU JASON!!!! CURSE YOU!!
I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE.. I MEAN.. ARGH.. CAN'T...CONTROLL...GEEKINESSS....
HOLLY CRAP!! LOOK AT THAT GEEK!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
later jeff gets over tati and then gets a new girlfriend....
c'mon darling... i don't understand a dang thing your saying..
wing wong.. take me shopping...wing wong wang... now. ... wing wong
lol....
JASON WILL PAY!!!!
wig wong wing wang??
Next Night
okay jeff..... its really hard to sleep in this house when u jack off to a picture of tati...!!
and your point is?........

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Hey.. wanna go to the dallas aquatic center?
Alright.... but first i gotta do my author magic some more on jeff and embarrass him!!
Back at the house....
getting....uncontrollable....boner!!!
tati i'm srry will u go bak out with me?
No!!! I'm still going out with Jason... now watch me walk away and jiggle my butt as i walk away to see what you are missing... lol

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
y jason and jeff are fighting....
Hey we're going to tell you why Jdoggystyle and moonwalkman are fighting
jdoggystyle is really called jason and moonwalkman is jeff
Jason and JEff live real close together. and are real good friends. Jeff use to date a girl name tatiana and then she dumped him to go out with jason
And one day jason called jeff and told him about this site and then they started to have insult wars.
And the whole time that they were making these comics, they were on the phone.
So they both had a laugh and no one is really getting insulted

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Jeff.... this has got to stop!! i know that ur jealous of tati! but u have to stop!!
Never!!!
Rise!!! Rise!!! I'm using all the hotness of tati and turning it into flames to burn u!!
o poopie! AHHHH!!
hey, i couldn't help but feel srry for u, i'll go out with u if u want
hmmm..... suuure.. okay. ya i will.

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
where did jason put me now? his dirty little computer magic
Today... we have Jeff Wizzinda House as our guess. Now Jeff... tell us of our jealousness of tati and jason... your comments
.....................No comment

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
I know i've been insulting to u.. so i'll do u a favor!!
oooo yay!!
summon magic powers!!!
YAYYYY!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
wait a minute..... i want to be a super hero also!!!
yipee!
yipeee!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Hand me your purse little girl!!
Wing wang wong? Cheech cahong ying yong? Fing Fong Fong *translated* No
MWAHAHAHAHAH!!
WOAH!!!
Summon Ninja Soopa powers!!!
We'll meet again Dawg-Man!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
The trench coated villian still gets into trouble....
wow man... like don't bring guns... guns are like the cause of like death man.... dude... death is like ...... boring...
Give me the money you hippie!!
ninja Star!!
The super fast speed of ninja stars
AAHHHHHH!!!..... ya got me partner!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Hell.....
where are we?
i don't know...
uh oh... its big daddy. Dawg Man and kiniskingarganfargan's most evil villian of all time!!!! Can the heroes survive?...*to be continued*
welcome to my world bitch!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Dawg man gets burned....
AHHHHHHH!!!
JASON!!!
fargan dodges a fire blast...
***DODGE***
****FIRE*****
big daddy gets hit by the fargan blast....
FARGAN BLAST!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
Dawg recovers from a vital wound....
.....I'm okay.....
Dawg throws his super ninja stars!
NINJA STAR!!!
Big daddy runs away.....
NOOO!!!! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!! AHHHH!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-09-04
A robot is getting arrested for nudity at a public....
look at my monkey wrench!!
um........ i'm not even gonna try to touch you... youre free...
Dawg Man comes to the scene....
OWW!!! those ninja stars hurt!!
hehehehe.........
I love throwing ninja stars!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-10-04
i luv u

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-10-04
Jason in 2034
Jason, I don't think we should go out n e more.I Think I like you better when you're sober.
I-I tihink i .....
.......
I-I tihink i lilikkke....
*sob poor old me sob*
I-I tihink i like u better when i'm drunk.

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-10-04
SChimikileChargaman!!
Smachakinchimikin?
Hey Johnston!! I found Osama, Drop the bomb!!
OOOOHHHH KINIKISGARGANFARGANMOTHEROFKINILIKING?!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-11-04
HAHA you got dumped by tati and i'm going out with her
you are?..
yup!!
...............................
.............
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! wat a loser!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-11-04
wat do u want?
i just wanted to say that ur a complete idiot... blah, blah blah blah, and how dare u slap my butt? blah blah blah!!.....
............
...blah blah blah blah
HAHAHHAHAHAH BURN U DEMON!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-11-04
hi..hi....hi....hi...hi...
........
hi...y aren't u talking...hi...hi...
..............
...........

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-12-04
At Judson Middle School....
Hey.... What r u doing? wanna play yu gay hoes? what about some gay blades...?
.......
Y aren't u answering me??? I'll do ur homework!!
..........
Few seconds later......
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-12-04
Hey, I know what u did to all of my friends, u try doing that to me!!
......
...........
Gladly!!!
I AM GOD!!!!!
ah...help....mee....!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-14-04
we will take over earth...
hehehehe...
BUT FIRST!!!!
but first wat?....
We will finish watching putty tang!!!!
YAAAAY!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-15-04
Dude, we've got to retire from this buisness of taking lives...
Dude, i know what your saying, but i have a dream!
really, whats your dream!!!
to have a dream....
you're fired..
*sob*

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-15-04
Hello
Hey punk.. wanna die?
hmm...
..
no
o, okay!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-15-04
Jason And Jeff meet up!
jason....
jeff......
uh oh....
Okay, u can say that ur jealous now! its okay, i know that u are
grr....
lol..
.....
FUCK U, U FUCKING DICK, ALWAYS NAY SAYING. EVERYTHING THAT I DO, U PEICE OF SHIT!!! U TRY AND BE ME!! U PEICE OF SHIT!! FUCKING, FUCK U! FUCKING BITCH!! FUCKING, COCK HEAD ASS!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
Jason moves to Crosseler.
Ow.... My legs.....help...
lol, loser, welcome to crosseler
....
Okay... crosseler students have to go!!!!
Don't you learn your lesson?
After School...
Hey jason, how was crosseler....
Aaron.........shut..........up........

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
Jason and Jeff fighting...
Yes you are..
No I'm not....
......
Yes you are...
No I'm not....
Jason always wins....
If no you aren't means yes you are, then yes no you aren't, but yes you are.....
Hmmm..... you got me right thurr.

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
On the way to school...Jason Encounters some poop...
Hmm.... Whats this.......?
Is any one looking?....
Dirty Little Jason...
*sniff* Ahhhh... DIRTY!!!
WTF??

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
Ahhh... *strech* It feels good to get out of that stick figure body once and a while...
Jason Gets into trouble again!!
HAHAHA!!!
Dear Journal.... Today was another day...
Jason son son... Clean up you room now or I will Kung Foo you!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
Hey, I'm the School Councelor, I can See that you have problems..
What Makes you Say That?
Well... First off, you have a needle in your head.
.....
Well it all started when I got that horrible hair cut...
MMhmmmm...

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
oh oh oh!! I just saw the best movie jason!!
Realy? Thats great, but I have my own problems.
I've been reading some moves, its called "You Got Served."
Okay, show me what you know.
0.432154839154 seconds later.
AHHH!! MY LEG!! MY BACK!! MY LEG AND MY BACK!!
.........

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
Hmmmm....What if I was on a T.V. Show?
WeeWEeeWeeeEEEeeEEEEEee!!!11!!1
*radio Noise* we have the first monkey on the moon!!
ERR!! STUPID TELEVISION, RUINING WITH MY LIFE!!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
What Is He Staring at?
I Can Do very very very Naughty things at the blink of an eye!
What Is He Staring at?
I Can Do very very very Naughty things at the blink of an eye!
OWE!! MY BUTT HURTS!! *BLINK*
YAY!! THIS IS MY DAY!! WAIT... SHE BLINKED AGAIN!! YAHOO!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-18-04
What?!!
I can do things to u that you'd never imagine, in the blink of an eye!!
What are you talking about? *blink*
See you blinked, And I just did It!!
Owie!! my butt hurts!! *blink*
She Blinked Again, And I did it again! this is my day!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-19-04
Joemamaisugly7....
hello.
How dare you talk to me?
.......
errr ahhh!!!
Plz god help me!!
lol....
So, how do you like my comic book joe?
...........ow............

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-19-04
Jason
Jeff!!!
Jason 9.0 optimized!!!
Aaron!!
fire!!
Big Daddy!!

 

by jdoggystyle666
5-19-04
lol, his hair looks funny!!
What the heck is she looking at?
......
Shes making me uncunfortable...
....
BLINK DAMN YOU!!!!

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