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Captain's Log Stardate: later. Picard is summoned on-line by Starfleet C&C Nowt to do with the game sadly
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| *Ugh* You wanted to talk to me Admiral? | |
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| Yes, Picard, it's about this telemetry from the Moon we've been receiving | |
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| It...looks like someone's phasered a giant wang onto the surface of the Moon, sir. | |
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| And it's visible from every point on Earth. You wouldn't happen to know anything about how it got there, would you? | |
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| Umm...no sir. We've been uh...performing botanical and pharmaceutical research! | |
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| Well, report back here at once. Meanwhile, someone teleported a brassière into the Romulan ambassador's mouth last night... | |
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