CC 269: This is how most kids find out anyway

Author: jes_lawson

Date: December 17, 2004

by jes_lawson
12-17-04
...and then, money shot! I don't understand doc, we've been trying for ages, why am I not pregnant?
I don't understand either, both you and your husband are healthy.
Are my boobs not plastic enough? Do we do doggy before the oral or after? Or is my husband not jizzing on the right part of my face? Or...
What kind of twisted individual taught you Sex Ed.?
10 years earlier...
Class, for some reason I'm being sued for libel in Venezuela, so while I'm out, watch this Jenna Jameson DVD I downloaded last night.