Current financial situation comedy (5)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 27, 2008

by jes_lawson
10-27-08
Urgh! H-help me!
You poor man, let me help you up! What happened?
Thanks! I was walking to work when suddenly a group of people attacked me for no reason!
That's terrible, why would anyone do... say, does that shirt tag say that you're a Property Speculator?
Yes, it....AAAAAAAGH!