Great first officer, terrible wingman

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 2, 2015

by jes_lawson
10-02-15
Wow! That girl over there is HOT!
Yeah! Man up and go over and talk to her.
What the...?
According to readings, you wish to mate with the female behind us. I shall accompany you, and provide logical suggestions as to discourse, to promote intercourse.
So what happened?
Spock-blocked.