RPG 2.1.25 - Ranger to throw first

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 18, 2015

by jes_lawson
10-18-15
Alas, Ranger! All is lost! We owe the bar more than this quest is worth! I should fall on my sword now before 'tis repossessed!
Stay calm Knighty, I saw a notice on the board on the way in.
I see you have a darts tournament later, mind if I enter?
You're going to take on Sir Eric of Bristow?! Welp, it's your funeral.
Zounds! Didst thou have to offer my armour as collateral?
I don't like looking at you in the buff either. Go hide in the privvy while I school this schlub.