You know he's thought of this at least once
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| Damn my feet fucking hurt. Never offer your soul to a telephone when you already gave it away. | |
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| Um.. I told your mom that we were having sex... | |
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| ...............Why would you do that? | |
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| I was tweaking on some mushrooms I found in your backyard.. and it semed funny at the time. | |
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| Let me get this straight.. he was running down the hall with a pair of scissors and tripped.. falling on them.. | |
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| Yeah. 47 times. It was really odd... | |
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