FTC 76

Author: jimstringtown

Date: November 16, 2005

by jimstringtown
11-16-05
We got your call, what's the trouble in here?
Your use of a comma instead of a semicolon.
Huh?
Never mind. I called because I found this baby floating in the toilet.
No need to worry, sir. That's only a fetus.
What a relief it's not a baby!