All comics by johnnyp

Let them eat cake

by johnnyp
2-18-03


	I wonder about my life alot.


	I wonder how I was born. Was I an egg then a chicken or was I always a chicken in an egg.


	Quietly chickens can read your thoughts


	I wonder what chicken tastes like.

What do you think

by johnnyp
2-18-03


	I've been thinking about this whole war thing with iraq. Do you think that we can depend on our governments to make the right descission


	Well lets see what kind of statement this comic makes.


	Oh like that make sence!


	What do you want it's a cartoon. .....Can you turn the heating down?

What do you think cont....

by johnnyp
2-18-03


	Do you think war will be easier as a chicken?


	What the fuck are you worried about when the sun comes up I'm fucked


	Oh!


	Any last words?


	I hate you.

Opinions of war and ways to combat them

by johnnyp
2-19-03

The polite answer


	Do you want to know what I think about the war against iraq!


	Gee let me think....No of cause I don't. Your opinion has no more value to me than that of a sack of monkeys with type writers.

Indirect yet insulting


	I think that we should go to war it's obvious that Sadam is an evil dictator it is the moral thing to do


	You need to look moral up again. I think you've confused it with twat.

Sooo right


	The people forming a human sheild in Bagdad should be shot for treason


	Cunt!

Another day in the office

by johnnyp
2-20-03


	I must refrain from using the internet for personal use today.


	Come on fly boy you know you want to.


	What am I going to do instead


	Nothing, diddley come on! www. me download flash 5 cum on cum on download ooohhhh


	I am.


	YOU'VE GOT TO!you can't live without me! Who's my bitch? Go on say it SAY IT!!

Collage educated

by johnnyp
2-20-03


	Good morning. Today I shall be discussing the pros and cons of a collage education


	An interesting topic. As a rebuttle to the whole argument I will be getting smashed on woohoo juice


	Woohoo juice havent you got a more serious line of argument


	Trollied, hammered, twated, shit faced on a scale of 1 to 10 sooo drunk!! Hic


	Thanks now I know what vomit trainers feel like.


	Weeeeeellllllcooome

Pay peanuts

by johnnyp
2-21-03


	Icicles, Popsicles, test...ing 123


	Yes we have no bananas. Oh! Hang on, here's one!


	Well that fucked that up. Tits!

Radio everywhere

by johnnyp
2-27-03


	Hay there your listening to w.a.n.k fm we're going to play some shit songs the same one twince in under hear from to some of the fools who actually listen to this pap. Hello caller


	EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I can beleive it!!!!!!


	Beleive it you mad Beeatch. Screem down my ear again and I'll come round rip your head off and shit down your neck


	OOOhhOOOhh My friends are hear too can I make some shout outs


	Sure why not it saves me filling up air time until I have to put on some populare music bollocks on. so long as you don't use the phrase big up we'll get along fine.


	Oh!

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