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| Hey fat stuff. What do you think that cool dude John McKenzie wants for Christmas | |
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| Well Alf, I know he wants a media player and a Collingwood premiership. Not sure if I can work miracles for the media player. | |
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| Hey Big Guy. What's a good tip for Christmas? | |
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| Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. | |
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| Yo Claus! Last year I sent you a letter and it came back stamped, ‘Dream on loser.’ | |
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| All I know is Maree (cool dudette), Kate and Adam want John to win the Christmas 2012 letter-writing contest. Seems clear cut to me | |
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