All comics by jon_is_a_used_tampon

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hey, i hear you're a horrible friend and a homewrecker.
fuck yourself. you work at meijer.
why are we in the middle of the ocean?
like i have time to pick backgrounds that make sense.
FUCK THIS.
"HEY IM JON I MAKE LAME JOKES ABOUT SARAH WORKING HER OFFICE JOB"
WHY IS JON A CIGARETTE OH YEAH HE NEVER HANGS OUT WITH ME AND COMICS ARE GAY.

 

why dont you go file something slutface?
why dont you go learn something at college. OH WAIT YOU GO TO HARPER.
OMGSTFUxtHexr0x0rz!!@$
i think i have laundry im supposed to be doing.
you never should have gotten strip creator.
well really i was just hoping i could make enough that are soo sw33t you stop using yours. you fucking scumbag.

 

hey slutface. where the hell have you been??
uhm not wasting my existance by spending every waking hour on the INTERNET you FAG. seriously, jon, could you be any LAMER?
...
you should probably kill yourself before you become everything you've built your life upon hating.
i saw ben folds in concert on friday.
oh jesus christ...

 

sarah hasnt made a comic in a while
i invented homos.
hmmmmmmmmmyep.

 

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Girls are lame.
my boyfriend is lame.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX vaginas.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX... god i need a cigarette.

 

i just noticed that on jons livejournal "user info" he added, and i quote, "i love to chat :-D"
now, not only does this sound like a lame attempt to make friends, but it reminds me of creepy 40 year olds that hit on 12 year old girls in chatrooms.
jon, unless you make the change full circle and start playing dub c and warcraft and whatever the hell you internerds do, OR completely ungayify, we are not friends.
thanks twat! omgzLOLZ!#$!11one1!!&*%(

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