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by jonjonoj
9-23-01
Name all the digits of pi or I'll kick your ass.
3.1415927293750192.....
2 hours later
...395625394837565142523132740794341323759194562
3 years later
Moron. Pi has infinite numbers. He should've stayed in school.

 

by jonjonoj
9-23-01
Why doesn't anyone like me?
Cuz you're a fucking idiot!
Shut up you fucking eskimo.
I'm a squirrel you moron.
Hooray for the death of a squirrel.

 

by jonjonoj
9-23-01
Nathalie asks Daddy the question.
Daddy, where do babies come from?
Well, honey, when a man and a woman love each other, they take off their.....
...as the explanation goes on...
.......sex.......
....the truth is revealed...
....accident......

 

by jonjonoj
9-23-01
Hey Dill?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking Bill?
I'm afriad so Dill
Uh-oh!!
How'd we get on this space ship?
Why the fuck am I'm dressed like a cowboy?!

 

by jonjonoj
9-23-01
Hey man.
Hey, how's it hangin?
I dunno, I wish people thought of me as a real person.
yeah I know what you mean.
Whoa, Jesus?!?!
Whoa, Pinochio?!?!

 

by jonjonoj
9-24-01
Hey little girl, come into my car. Your parents sent me for you.
I don't have parents, I'm an orphan
I know I was just kidding. But I have a lot of money to count, and you could help me.
You think I'll buy into that bullshit?
I'll give you a lolly pop.
Ok, let's go

 

by jonjonoj
9-24-01
Why is there a bench in a cave?
Cuz
Oh yeah.

 

by jonjonoj
9-24-01
Bubbula**: I don't get the comic about the bench
That's cuz ur drunk.
I know.

 

by jonjonoj
9-24-01
Hey, you're the bitch who stole my wallet aren't you?!
Fuck! he knows!
No, I'm not
Alright then, just making sure.
Sucka! with and a, not and er, Sucka!

 

by jonjonoj
9-25-01
Dammit! I'm so depressed, I think I should kill myself!
Hey mister, why are you holding a knife.
Well, my wife just left me because I had an affair with this girl she knew in high school who rigged the science fair who also happens to be linked to a Russian undercover agency spying on the US
You think you've got problems? I can't move my body, I just stand here in every fucking comic expressing my emotions on a screen for all to see.
You're also nailed to a cross.
Go to hell.

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