Crime of Passion

Author: joshp

Date: January 8, 2001

by joshp
1-08-01
Port of Mr. Wiggles
You ever think of working out?
I should. My body's disgusting. I've got rolls upon rolls of fat, and hair in all the wrong places.
It's scary. Children run in fear at the sight of my naked body.
Why are you showing children your naked body?
It was a crime of passion. Let it go.