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by jovor
10-31-01
Driving home from a long day of fun...
This is gonna be tight! Chris Cornnel might be the new singer for Rage
There has been numerious speculations about Chris Cornnel being the new singer for rage
...
You dont even know what your talking about. Zac, your such a fag. You just said that cuz some guy on MTV said it. Now you owe us $3.30
Yeah i do!!! i know what im talking about
...your sisters gay

 

by jovor
10-31-01
Hey Kathie! Wanna go shopping?
No, i dont believe in money.
Later in the day...
Oh, um well we dont have to buy anything...we could have a BBQ at my house if you want
No thanks, i dont belive in meat or dairy products, jesus
Much later...
What else to do...Wanna smoke?
FUCK YEAH I WOULD!!!

 

by jovor
10-31-01
I Know how you like it zac!
Lemme scratch your back, baby
SIT ON IT, Charles
Hey lil kid
OH NO! its Kim Dao!

 

by jovor
11-01-01
After School...
Whats up Kevin?
Nothing much joel...Whats up?
I was wondering if you wanted to hang out tonight...
Naw man, i have lots of stuff to do...i have to read about 8 chapters for homework, sorry dude
Later that night...
"FOOT IN ASS: Part Two"
Im almost done with chapter 5...

 

by jovor
11-01-01
After School...
I was wondering if you had any friends i could have sex with...
Who the hell are you?
I'm in one of your classes
Um well, there is this one guy named zac...he knows how to sex it up and knows what a real women is like...
Mean while...
What...A...Waste

 

by jovor
11-01-01
Average Women: Mirror
....and a bag of fritos
Everyday Man: Mirror
I should start eating more
Josh: Mirror
Aww yeah baby, i know you can shake it!!!

 

by jovor
11-03-01
Shit, i hate being a fly. Why didnt God turn me into me in to something better. Its so much bullshit that of all things i had to be a fly , so thats why i say skrew jesus
Yeah, well you could have been born as something worst...
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!
Later...
GAW DAMMIT! THOSE ASS HOLES TURNED ME INTO THAT FUCKING HIPPY BITCH KATHIE!!!!!!!!!
You should'nt have bad mouth jesus... Gook

 

by jovor
11-03-01
One day with Jesus...
Thou shall not steal
Okay Jesus, remember to gimme back my shoes
Later that day with Satan...
You will kill everyone
Whatever Satan, ill see you at the sleep over
Later that night with a hot girl that doesnt like me...
Joel, you are sooo gay
IM A FUCKING ROBOT!

 

by jovor
11-05-01
Man, life isnt worth it...might as well kill myself...
YOU HAVE MAIL!
"Kill yourself" - love Jesus : )...........
For some reason, the computer magically changes into our lord savior
Shows him, he tried to commit a sin by kiling himself....mua?

 

by jovor
11-05-01
Joel, you should seriously stop with the racsist jokes
WHAT THE FUCK? IM THE NICEST GUY AROUND! I DONT MAKE FUN OF PPL JUST CUZ! I DO IT CUZ THEYRE ASSHOLES...
...THEY DESERVE IT! I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS THAT ARE FROM DIFFRENT BACKROUNDS & I DONT CALL THEM BY RACIAL SLURS!
FUCKING RAVERS

 

by jovor
11-12-01
One day, i hear some children trying to open my gate...
What do you want?
Umm uhh,i was wondering if i can go in back of your house cuz you gots some lizards and stuff...
I cant, I have to go to band practice in a bit
Oh, band practice...What do you play?
I play piano and turntables
Turntables....thats pretty cool

 

by jovor
11-12-01
One night, after practice
Im gonna get naked and run on the beach
I hope Ralph gets naked
But joel...Dont you wanna see me naked???
YAY RALPH!!!
Shut up, hes getting ready...

 

by jovor
12-10-01
One day in poetry...
What are your beliefs in the song that you have picked for class?
I hate racism towards middle easterns and i hate the way how our government uses other countries just to use their natural resources
Thats great you believe in that way, because its so true how the government uses other people
Yeah, i know...thats why i got in to punk. I love their political views and i just love it how cute they look with their spiked hair!
So wait,why do you even drive a car when you know its bad for the air?
It doesnt really matter because alot of my friends and me car pool and we stuff as much people in to the trunk like drunken ugly dirty Mexicans

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