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| Ouch. Hmm...I didn't think taking my life with be this hard. | |
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| Look Fred, just calm down. I have an idea! | |
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| Fred! I got it! Tell them you're gay! | |
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| Mr.Government sir, it clearly states here, that there is a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy, where it doesn't permit gays in the military and frankly sir, I am gay. | |
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| Mr. Fred Gay, I am sorry to disappoint you but our president saw this coming and is removing the policy,because Too many people will try to use the lame “I’m gay†excuse to get out of the draft | |
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