All comics by justanothacomicmaka

 

Dear, why do you watch cooking channels if you don't get better?
...
Why do you watch porn?

 

Hey look its Barack Obama, lets throw inspiration at him, the truth hurts!
No he is a pacifist.

 

I'm against all meat eating!
What is your protest?
We shouldn't kill the cows, chickens and bulls in the farms! Let them run free.
Alright, then what should we do?
Just eat the meat at the supermarket, it's already dead!

 

Why do we censor females boobs and not males?
They do not produce milk or sexual excitement.
Then we should censor cows.
What you do on your own time is your privac- Wait a minute...

 

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.
In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives
Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.

 

What is sex?
Another term for cake making.
After, the blonde's mother and father had sex.
Where you baking a cake just now?
Yes. Why?
I licked the icing off the sofa.

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