All comics by justincase69

 

SATAN the stand up comedian by justincase69 5-17-08
Hey Jesus, what do you call a short Mexican Woman? I dunno?	Cunts way low... hmm...

 

To Catch a Predator by justincase69 5-17-08
Dateline NBC "To Catch A Predator" Hey mister that kinda hurt! Ahh, where's your bathroom kid?	Dateline NBC "To Catch A Predator" You Your th th that Chris Han Hanson guy from To Catch a P P Predator!!! I was just here to borrow a couple of music CD's... Yeah right, and I'm here for a glass a fucking apple juice!	Dateline NBC "To Catch A Predator" Mom, your home kinda early! What's this shit on the wall, you been playing around on that MYSPACE again?

 

JESUS plays the Race Card... by justincase69 5-17-08
JESUS plays the Race Card... Hey SATAN, when does a black man become a nigger?	JESUS plays the Race Card... UMM, I give up, when?	JESUS plays the Race Card... The moment he walks out of the room. AARRGGHH

 

Rev. Hadley finally sees the Light by justincase69 5-17-08
Rev. Hadley finally sees the Light Hello my child.	Rev. Hadley finally sees the Light	Rev. Hadley finally sees the Light I'll suck your dick for $20

 

Jew Joke of the Day... by justincase69 5-17-08
Hey Darkie, wanna know how copper wire was invented?	Yes massa klansman, how was duh copper wire indented	Two JEWS fighting over a penny.

 

JESUS tries Stand Up by justincase69 5-17-08
Hey SATAN, can you guess why I don't eat M&M's? hmm...	You got me JESUS, why don't you eat M&M's?	They keep falling through the holes in my hands! AARRGGH

 

Timmy meets Mr. Stinky Butt by justincase69 5-17-08
Hey kid, suck on this!	Momma told me never to smoke cigarettes.	Who said anything about smoking!

 

Why did JESUS cross the Road? by justincase69 5-17-08
Why did JESUS cross the road?		Because his DICK was stuck in the Chicken!

 

Why did JESUS cross the road REDUX by justincase69 5-17-08
Why did JESUS cross the road?		Because his DICK was stuck in the Chicken!

 

Confucius says: by justincase69 5-19-08
Well, you know what Confucius would say... What's that?	"Man with holes in his pockets feels cocky all day." Nice!

 

Southern Pride Stand Up by justincase69 5-19-08
One day while discussing NASCAR... What does NASCAR and sex have in common? I don't know, what does NASCAR and sex have in common?	Dick Trickle

 

The Audacity of Truth by justincase69 5-20-08
I'm voting for Barack Obama, I feel it is time for America to have an African American as President.	I'm not gonna vote for Barack Obama because he's black.	Dude that totally makes you a racist. ?

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