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| Hello kids. I'm the admissions director of Harvard University. | |
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| We just wanted to let you know that there's been a change in the "you can do anything" attitude fed to the youth of the early nineties. | |
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| Yeah. I'm not letting you anywhere near my precious buggy programs, and Mr. Harvard here isn't letting you anywhere near Cambridge. | |
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| We hope this has been informative. Enjoy your lives, you futureless suckers. | |
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