More Skydiving 101

Author: kaufman

Date: January 9, 2003

by kaufman
1-09-03
Hey Mike, where's your chute?
I strapped it on; it fell off.
That's not good. Why'd you let it fall off?
What am I supposed to do? I have no back. Of course it fell off!
You know, maybe they shouldn't have let a guy with no arms, no legs and no body take Skydiving 101.
They had to. Americans with Disabilities Act.