Why there are so few drunk drivers in Stripcreatorland

Author: kaufman

Date: February 8, 2003

by kaufman
2-08-03
You were weaving erratically and driving slowly. I think you're driving under the influence.
Good thing I took those Altoids. They're strong enough to beat a breathalyzer.
You expect a breath test? Hell, we both know they're unreliable. Around here we detect alcohol residue on the colon wall. It's foolproof.
Huh?
PREPARE FOR TOBRIETY TEST!