CC 176: Close-Captioned for the Herring-Impaired

Author: kaufman

Date: March 14, 2003

by kaufman
3-14-03
Outside of Helsinki, waste products such as vodka, Raid, and thalidomide leak out of trash cans and sink into the snow.
With June's spring thaw, the snow melts, and the contaminated water runs off into the lakes, where the local fish are fornicating.
The results are, of course, tragic. The resulting babies are all mute ants.
He has his father's eyes.
I have no mouth and I must swim.