Department of Haiku Security

Author: kaufman

Date: March 15, 2003

by kaufman
3-15-03
_________ Terrorist suspect _________ ______ Three-day interrogation ______ _______ Does not say a thing. _______
______ Cracks under pressure ______ ____ Suspect suddenly combusts ____ __________Spontaneously. __________
_______ But he, we find out, _______ __ Was just a common street mime. __ ____ Break out the champagne! ____