The Continuing Crisis #1 (corrected)

Author: kaufman

Date: May 16, 2001

by kaufman
5-16-01
Due to a shortage of interested applicants, unqualified people are being hired as teachers.
Alice, what's the capital of Burkina Faso?
Ougadougou.
Yeah, right. You get a zero. Michael, what's the capital of Tanzania?
Dar Es Salaam.
There is? Thank goodness, I'm getting sick and tired of the corned beef.