If TITANIC were written by a Jewish mother

Author: kaufman

Date: May 16, 2001

If TITANIC were written by a Jewish mother by kaufman 5-16-01
Oh no, Rose, I think the ship just hit an iceberg! I don't care, Jack. You can't go in the water without putting on a sweater. It's freezing. You'll catch cold!	And you can't go in for an hour anyway. You just ate!	But does the putz listen? Of course not!