Forever Clueless

Author: kaufman

Date: May 16, 2001

by kaufman
5-16-01
I think Colonel Mustard did it in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe.
No way, it was Mrs. Peacock in the Study with the Candlestick.
Uh uh. Officer Puce did it in the Crawl Space with the Chainsaw.
I say it was Count Ultraviolet in the Chimney with the Rototiller.
Agent Orange in the Medicine Cabinet with the Melon Baller.
Hey, that's right. YOU CHEATED!